When we last left, Peter had earned fame and "can-" by saving the day. It was a hell of a cliff hanger.
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On this page, the author's inexperience again shows. Keeper of the house? Do you think you're Shakespeare? So pretentious. Just say "housekeeper" or "home owner" or "dweller of the abode". Then the author writes, "Good I need to," ending a pointless sentence in a preposition. Learn to edit, second grade, Andrew. The author also omits a word in the sentence, "Now people were inviting to spend the night." Sloppy. So sloppy. The author also fails to veil the events that he pulled directly from his life. It's so obvious that "His dad and mom thought they had the best son" is simply a mere statement of fact from his own life that I am guessing remains true today. So Mom, if you're reading this--I'm actually sure my mom is not reading this. She has better things to do.
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Here, the author is really trying to engage the audience by directly asking them questions? Apparently, the author thinks that adding a question mark to the ends of sentences is all that it takes to make a query? To be honest, all I can think when reading the first half of this page is that this is horrible--like Dan Brown horrible, but not quite that horrendously offensive to any unpublished writer or reader with a brain (too harsh?). The first four complete sentences are laughably bad though.
But let's delve into what the author was trying to say with the story line. He was at a friend's house, which simultaneously represents him being truly accepted and being in a foreign place. This house is being robbed, which obviously means the protagonist cannot escape his past and his destiny of being a bad ass hero. The entire house is sleeping, referring to society's complacency and failure to realize the true suffering in the world. Pretty heady stuff.
The robber had a gun, and this is obviously an attempt by the author to use the literary technique called Checkov's gun, which says that if you show a gun in the first act, it must go off by the third act. Of course, since the author is introducing it when the story is almost over, it's hard to believe that he knows what he's doing. And we'll see if it goes off.
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If you stuck with reading the entirety of this Tolstoy-length story by a second grader, I apologize for the lackluster conclusion. But just to show you how much I have improved as a writer since 1987, I will end with some pithy commentary on . . .
THE END
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